Top Ten Reasons why Canada Is The Greatest Country In The World

Many people may know of my love affair with Canada. I talk and talk and talk about it all day long. I once wrote an article about Canada in my uninformed day, stating that the United States should annex Canada, well i was wrong I would never want to taint it like that. People often ask why are you oppesed with America's Hat. Well heres 10 reasons why...
10. Hats are really cool.
9. Mounties
8. The Maple Leaf Flag
7. Britsh Columbia
6. Super liberal government with random elections
5. The Twoie!
4. Hockey
3. The words "Eh" and "Aboot"
2. The Candaian Rockies
1.Poutine. French Fries, Brown Gravy and Motezeralla. Truely God's Food.