Olde Flonomnia

You may often hear me talk about a place called Olde Flonomnia and you may wonder what in carnation am I ever talking about. Well Olde Flonomnia is a country that I created and with the help of Aaron Poultiot founded as a independent super liberal state separate from the United States of America, called Flonomnia. After a horrible disagreement with Pouliot over the exact location of the Micro-State ( Pouliot wanted to just be a tropical island and Westervelt desired it to be a combination of California, Oregon, Washington, British Columbia, Western Alberta, Northwest Territories, Yukon and Alaska) and just how far to the left did it lean, Flonomnia broke up into two different super-micro-states, A Westervelt lead Authoritative Socialist Olde Flonomnia, and a less aggressive socialist Pouliot led North Flonomnia. After the breakup the was a horrible cold war that began between the two countries, that lead to the buildup of Ninja weapons and fireworks as the countries headed for war, frontal cooler heads prevailed and a crisis was averted. In the time that has passed since the thaw in the Cold War there have been many joint scientific programs between the two nations and while there have been discussions of unity, there hasn't been any real progress.